Snow White

Once upon a time a Queen had artificial insemination from a
massive weightlifter and gave birth to a beautiful little girl
named Snow White. The Queen and King of the kingdom loved and
cared for Snow White and she was a happy baby. She was a
beautiful little princess and everyone loved her; especially her
father. He would always come by himself and say goodnight for up
to 15 minutes at a time when she was around 2 years old.

When Snow White reached the tender age of 3 her mother, the

Queen, received a headboard concussion and died a few days later.

Snow White was crushed and so was the King. The King mourned for
a month, though, before remarrying an extremely buxom brunette.

Unlike her real mother, Snow White disliked her cruel step-
mother. The new Queen would verbally abuse Snow White and slap
her around if she didn\'t pick up after herself or if she made
loud noises. The King, ever the protector of his Queen, would
refuse to step in and defend his daughter.

By age 12 Snow White had really grown into a nearly full
fledged woman. Even at this age finding proper "support" became
difficult with a size double "D". Even she was surprised by the
growth; however, no one was more surprised than Snow White\'s

The Queen, even in her younger days, had always had the
largest mammary glands in the kingdom. With the sudden growth of

Snow White the Queen began to doubt herself. So she went to her
magic mirror to ask if she was still the most buxom woman in the

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the bustiest of them

The mirror, as expected replied, " You are, of course, my
most sovereign Queen." Satisfied, the Queen let the matter
settle for a while.

As Snow White turns 14 things begin to grow even more and
the Queen once again gets very worried. Snow White had now begun
to steal some glances that would normally go to the Queen and the

Queen became insanely jealous. So she went back to the mirror.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the largest mammary
glands of them all?" Quite unexpectedly the mirror answered,

"Here\'s the answer to your test, Snow White now has the largest
breasts." The Queen could not believe what she had just heard
and decided something must definitely be done.

The Queen rushed to her plastic surgeon and demanded that he
double the size of her already large mammary glands. The surgery
goes well but the doctor warns her not to go near open flame or
something "bad" might happen.

The Queen\'s mobility is now extremely decreased and she has
trouble moving around. For over 2 weeks she is almost completely
bed-ridden. Finally, she puts herself on a strenuous workout
schedule and gets back her former mobility. However, in the
process she loses a cup size or two. Feeling very good about
herself (and her cup size) she goes to the mirror once again.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the most massive mammary
glands of them all?" The mirror responds, " No nips, tucks,
enlargements, or rest will keep Snow White from having the
biggest chest."

The Queen is now more distraught than ever, and knowing of
no other option, decides to find someone to terminate Snow White.

She finds a woodcutter who needed money very badly. He still
refused to murder Snow White even though he desperately needed
the money. The Queen then slammed the door shut and her and the
woodcutter had a five minute convincing session (I don\'t know
what she said to him.). He finally agrees to murder Snow White.

One sunny afternoon the woodcutter and Snow White go out
into the forest to pick some berries. The woodcutter, having
never seen Snow White up close before, tells her that the Queen
has hired him to kill her. He tells Snow White to run away from
here because the Queen will kill her when she finds out she is
still alive.

Snow White takes his advice and runs deep into the woods.

The woodcutter then jumps off a cliff and dies because he knows
what the Queen would do to him if he went back.

Snow White began to get weary as she wandered through the
forest. Finally, she found a small cottage with seven vertically
challenged men in the fields. Snow White begs them to let her
stay with them. They weren\'t really interested in listening to
her pleas because they were too busy batting eyes at each other.

They eventually agree when she states that she will pull weeds
for them.

She begins to have