The Republic of Pakistan

Dominion Republic
(Speech)

Thank You, ladies and gentlemen. Now, we, The Republic of Pakistan, as we
feel it is our sole duty to do so, would hereby like to take the
opportunity to affirm and acknowledge the statements ejaculated by The

Dominion Republic.

First, we would like to state the present situation of Brazil: Brazil is
in trouble! Economic crisis are just too much. Social distress is also
pondering amongst the citizens. Dreams of a golden future have now
practically run out. It is in so much trouble, that it holds the world
largest foreign debt of $130 (Yes, one hundred and thirty),

BILLION dollars!

Ladies and gentlemen, there are numerous upon numerous examples which we
can share with you to clarify how Brazil\'s economy is, to put it bluntly,

IN THE PITS! But, you and I have already heard enough examples we need
from The Dominion Republic themselves. It is no doubt that the government
of Brazil is lacking in practically every respect. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

We can not let this continue yet further, as it will then be even more
difficult to come out of it later. Here is what the Dominion Republic
purpose:

To put a price freeze on all goods and services. What this would do, is
result in a decrease of Brazilian inflation hence, saving the economy.

This must be done! Ladies and gentlemen, there is a solution to every
problem, unfortunately, the Brazilian government does not seem very
interested in the remedies. HOWEVER, we, The Republic of Pakistan, feel
that the opportunity should be given to The Dominion Republic to help
assist in the damaged society.

One may ask, why is Pakistan interested in such a resolution? Well, we
know how governments are. They are interested PURELY IN THEMSELVES! The

Brazilian government is just like the Kashmir government (but that\'s
another speech). They do what he want, and do NOT give a 2 cents about the
public. We know where The Dominion Republic is coming from, and we express
our concern as such. So, please, ladies and gentlemen: Acknowledge the
lack of decency the governments posses, and help us rise from this
disaster; only with the help of the United Nations, can we overcome this
dilemma.

I thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for listening to us thus far. And I
also hope that you understand and acknowledge our concern, as well as the
concern of The Dominion Republic. All our intentions are laid our
clearly, we only hope that you will allow The Dominion Republic the
opportunity to prove ourselves. Thank

You.